Portland, Oregon, the
coolest city ever, is the home of the "good" KiteMan, a superhero
created in 1978 for Pacific Energy to promote kite electrical
safety. A series of public video spots contained dialogue such as-
KiteMan: Metal kite or wire line? Children in Chorus: Never!
So it was that an entire generation of Stumptown hipsters
imprinted on kites. Wayne German was set on his visionary quest by
PDX KiteMan. Portlanders even have a secret KiteMan code to
identify themselves around the world; one says "What about frogs?"
the correct reply is "I like frogs." Now, with a world in peril,
KiteMan is back (Wayne disguised?) in his "crucified" kite form.
His cult following grows. A five year quest to find the old video
clips continues jubilee will attend the find.
Analysts at Pacific Energy are eyeing early adoption of
Kite Energy, as well as aiding the return of PDX KiteMan. KiteLab
began in Portland in the basement of the legendary Clown House.